Lord Pines

P̴̣̝̗̼͛͗ì̴̠̎ṇ̶̛͖̝̥ȅ̴̗͖͍́́s̵̛͉̥͗́ͅ ̸͚̯̦͚̎̿ǐ̶͓͍̽̏̋s̷͕̞̯̉ ̷̖̪́̈́͛̈́w̶̛̗̰̕h̶̜̉̿̚͠ả̶͇̜t̵̬͔̟̉̈̀͘ͅ ̵̨̔̊b̷̹͒̒̆̎i̵̥̤͋͛̽́ñ̸̼̃͘d̷̹̬͔͔̓s̸̝̥̈́̊̄͝ ̶͖͙͛ṵ̶̓͜ṣ̵̢͔̒̃͐ ̸̞͑͘t̵͚͌͘ō̴̥̟̠̺̂͗̾g̴̳͑͝è̸̮̯͍̫͊t̶̞̟̯̖̒̄̒h̴̨̽̾͌͆ę̴͇̠͂͊ṛ̷̼͊ͅ.̷̳̒͑̿͜ ̵̧̲̭̇̋ͅḨ̸̧́̾͘͝ḛ̷͇̫̮͛́́͛ ̶̧̛̗̦̫̑̐̽i̴͓̦͗̋͋͘s̸̨̢̗̑̒̈́͘ ̸͓̞̙͍̋̋͐͝a̶̹̖̎̃ ̴̢̩͎̯̍č̸̡͇͓͋̿u̷̢̯͎̟͐͛̋͘r̵̹̹̽͝s̶̡̖̱̤̊̔͌ḛ̴̫͙̯̀̉ḋ̵̦͎̭͚̔ ̸̙̼͉̋̍͂b̴͓͕̟̒͝ě̵̙̳i̴̮̺̘̽̍̆̚n̶̫̻̾͆͆͘ḡ̴̭̑̑̕ ̶͕̹̏̽ẗ̷̺̟̱͛͂̎h̸̗̱̘́̐͜ã̵̬̹̩̀̆t̷̗̝̱́̓̕͜ ̷̛̰̰̺͊̍f̵͈̳̩̈e̴̻̞̣̭͂̈́̈́̅a̵̧̧̿͌r̵̪̋̄̓ ̴̙̖̭̪̊̀ņ̸̮̃̀ͅõ̸̪̋͒t̷̪͉͎͗̆h̶̩͕̯͊͂̕ȋ̸̹̾͜ṇ̶̖̤͆̌͛̈ģ̴͕̱̬́̽.̵͙̞͈̂̚ ̶̗͇̕H̶̪̞̟̀͒̐e̸̢͔̥̊ ̴͉̌b̴̨̘̰̓r̵̼͚̞̤̿i̴̺͉͙̇̅͂̕͜ň̴̜̯̩͖̋͝g̴̺̀̉̒s̸̺̮̎̊ ̵̢̆̈́̄c̴̛̬̔̈́̓h̵̛͙͕̫́ä̸͈̗̊͗ò̵̯͇̥̮s̵̩͍͐̃̇͘ ̷̝͙̅̌e̴̢͖͉̍͂͗̽v̴̡̦̰͆̈è̸͙r̵̢͚̫̓ͅỳ̷̛̩̔̌ͅw̴̖͑̇͆̕h̴̨̜̯͎̾̕̚ė̴̡̢̞̰r̸̡̭͛͜ͅę̸̫̱̦̈́ ̶̡͉͇̙͘ḩ̵̭̚͠ȩ̷̝̞͔̈̎͛͝ ̶̻̼̈̕g̸̟͙̻̓ǫ̴͓̙͑́̏ė̷͖̰̭̓̀s̴͚͒.̶̜̙̩͍̄͗ ̵̨̝̲̚R̵̪͛U̶͓͘N̵̛̥̗̈͂͑!̶͙̦͘

Pines Kaj'syr or Painesa Kaja'sayra, is a local entity among the cafe, not much is known about him other than he is addicted to honey and is without emotions.

Pines is known to change moods or personalities randomly for no reason. He has many mental issues and considers himself to be the most normal of the cafe. The "Lord Shukur" as Pines calls it, is a god of some sort he believes in, nobody is able to translate the name or find the source of the name. He has no care for rules and will drop kick for talking sh*t without a reason.

He's the most down to earth of the group and will slap you for saying THAT DAMN BULLSH*T!

If you ever get in contact with the beast bring honey and tea. SOMEONE SEND HELP! IM TRAPPED THE BASEMENT!

ᐱᓐEᔅ  BᐃᓐDᔅ ᐅᔅ ᑦOᒡEᑦHEᕐ HE ᐃᔅ CᐅᕐᔅED BEYOᓐD ᑦHᐊᑦ OF FEᐊᕐ ᐃᑦᔅEᓪF HE Bᕆᖕᔅ CHᐊOᔅ EᕝEᕐYWHEᕐE HE ᒡOEᔅ ᕈᓐ!

HE IS WHAT KEEPS US ALIVE ᑉᕃᔅE ᑦHE ᓪOᕐD ᔅHᐅᑯᕐ ᐊᓪᓪ Hᐁᓪ ᐱᓐEᔅ ᑦHE ᑲᔾ'ᔅYᕐ ᑯᓪ Wᐃᓪᓪ ᓕᕝE Oᓐ

Pines was canonically executed after lies were surfaced and he stabbed himself in the thighs, stomach, and lesft wrist.

Things To Avoid
Talking crap, calling adorable, headpats, asking to see his face, blueberries, emoji spam, and poking around his meme file.

AGAGAAHAHAHH(crap)
Object class: Keter

Object Number: 1409

Containment procedures: 1409 is to be locked in a 5x10x10 meter room with a 100 gallon barrel of honey and audio devices. Do not look into it's eyes without a mask or anything to distort your face.

Recovered: In 1266 a metallic box titled "Kaja'sayra Kul Caratae", was recovered in what is now Paris, it was kept in the attic of a researcher for four-hundred years after discovery. In 1987 the box appeared to shake and those who got near would feel immense pain and suffer from nightmares, the Foundation for the Mentally Retarded had picked up the box and locked it away in a large concrete room, shortly after placement the room went dark and all researchers within a 20 meter radius of the room had claimed to see a white-light and to have felt large amounts of pain. A simple boy was found in the room, the embodiment of chaos was there.

-Doctor Megadick

Activity: 8 hours of screaming at nothing and mass anarchy across minds.

Other Title(s)
Jeff, NUT, Jagd/Jager, Sapo, Rando.